The Random Reporter

Did I Do That?

This just in: Jaleel White, aka Family Matters’ Steve Urkel, is being accused of domestic battery for allegedly punching a woman in the breast implant. That woman happens to be his Baby Mama. Oh, the drama.

Alls I know is that Chief Carl Winslow is going to be pissed. And now Laura will never fall for Steven Q. Urkel.

Now might be a good time to get in that crazy face-alterning machine and turn into that smooth brotha Stefan Urkelle. Like right now.